| • | Holiday Disclaimer |
| • | Song: Beware All Ye Faithful |
| • | Barnyard Christmas |
| • | Song: Silent Fart |
| • | Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer |
| • | Song: My Relatives Are Comin' |
| • | 1-900-Santa |
| • | Song: No Rest for Married Gentlemen |
| • | What Christmas Trees Are Thinking |
| • | Non-Denominational Christmas |
| • | Song: This Present Is Just Crap |
| • | Song: Tired of the Hanukkah Song |
| • | Radio Shopping Club: Faux Presents |
| • | Salad Slicer |
| • | Song: People Exchange |
| • | Christmas Horror Shows: Some Assembly Required |
| • | It's a Wonderful Death |
| • | Christmas Traditions That Never Caught On |
| • | Cowboy Dick's Christmas Hit List |
| • | Auntie Irma's Christmas Gift Emporium |
| • | Song: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Again |
| • | Dennis Millers Christmas Message |
| • | James Brown Christmas |
| • | Song: Nasty the Snowman |
| • | How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah |
| • | Song: Wrap It |
| • | Your Christmas Worry |
| • | Santa's Helper Institute |
| • | Radio Shopping Club: Dead Batteries |
| • | Song: Hark the Harelipped Angels Sing |
| • | Song: Return to Santa |
| • | Tom Brokejaw Holiday News Brief |
| • | Mud |
| • | Disaster Card |
| • | Receipt Maker |
| • | Song: Christmas Music's Driving Me Nuts |
| • | Low Elf Esteem |
| • | Song: Midnight Sleeper |
| • | Song: A New Year's Carol |
| • | Holiday Sound of Hangovers |
| • | Another Holiday Disclaimer |